Well; the results are in. I have learnt from my DNA sample sample sent to ’23 & Me’ that I am 100 percent European. Effectively over 60 percent ‘British and Irish’ with below average Neanderthal (this is good as I’ve always thought of them as hippies).

I’ll need to consult my health guru to see my risk factors, but a quick glance seems to suggest I’ll live for ever.

So today I’ll declare myself apart from European and it’s diseased masses! Hurrah to sail off to the West in search of new genetic links!